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I'm some nerd who still occasionally writes horse words from time to time. I also run /mlp/arties at conventions sometimes. Formerly known as MarineMarksman, also known as Big Willy.

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In a shocking turn of events, Hitler comes to Ponyville and steals Scootaloo's scooter to help him fight the Jews.

However, Scootaloo's adoptive father Lieutenant Aldo Raine is having none of that.

And he's in the Nazi killing business.

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This story is a sequel to Friendship is Manly


Several months after the return and defeat of Discord, the Elements of Broship, plus their draconequus and minotaur bros, are called upon to help out at the Canterlot Wedding.

However, not everything is as it seems. With a looming invasion and a doomed defense thanks to an incompetent military leadership, will the Elements of Broship be able to save the day?

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In the interest of some family bonding, Pinkie Pie invites Applejack bowling.

Little does Pinkie know, Applejack has a phobia of bowling balls.

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This story is a sequel to Twilight Eats a Peach


After being introduced to the miracle fruit known as peaches, she decides to share her pleasure with someone in the name of friendship. However, nobody wishes to share a peach with her. Except for one exceedingly dashing black man.

Warning: Contains sexual innuendos.

A sequel to the story, Twilight Eats a Peach.

A collaboration with Sabre.

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Applejack is in a tight spot at the moment. Her sales have been declining recently, there are bills that need to be paid, and Granny still needs a hip replacement.

So, in the interest drumming up more business, Applejack hires a certain salesperson to win the hearts and minds of Ponyville.

This goes just as well as you'd expect it to.

A story I wrote drunkenly with my bro, Sabre. Dedicated to the memory of the late Billy Mays. Commercials truly aren't the same without him. May he rest in peace.

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In the small village of Ponyville, a group of six body builders, better known as the Elements of Broship, are called upon by the ruler of Equestria to stop Discord from taking over Equestria. Will the Elements of Broship be able to outlift this steroids addicted demi-god, or will Equestria have to suffer under his rule for eternity?

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This story is a sequel to The Rustling of Twilight's Jimmies


Two days after the Ponyville massacre, Twilight receives a computer from her older brother.

Sadly for everypony involved, he sent her a Mac, when she's a PC user.

This can only end badly.

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Disclaimer: Not for the weak of heart. Your jimmies will be rustled.

After claiming that Xbox 360 has no game, Spike pisses Twilight Sparkle off more than ever in her life.

What ensues is the worst case of Spike abuse to date, as well as what is now known as the 'Ponyville Massacre.'

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After Pinkie Pie stole Rango's PCP, Ron Paul and the Beatles travel to Equestria to retake what was rightfully theirs. But with the evil Romney and the devious Obama hot on their trail, will they be able to enjoy themselves? Or will they have to resort to asking the ponies for assistance.

-A collab with Inspectah Dash and totallynotabrony in honor of the 2012 Presidential Elections.-

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*Criticism, negative or positive, and comments are encouraged*

One day, 60's Era Spiderman accidentally swings into a portal and finds himself permanently stuck in Equestria. But does he give a fuck? Hell no! Did you forget who we are talking about?

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