moved to @canonkiller

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

time is a crime

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

Because all these words ain't gonna horse themselves.

Took a rather long Hiatus from FimFiction writing, but I'm back now, hopefully a bit more reliability

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Avatar is of Ambar, a character from the comic Las Lindas by Challodillo.

Too much to write; too little time

My love of MLP has been invaded by my love of futanari! Be warned. As with many of my stories, it features a character suddenly growing a penis. In my stories, futa do not always take NO for an answer

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Not the milk.

Poni

I write, I draw, and both tend to be a bit grimdark. Hopefully writing ponies will mitigate that somewhat.

This account is for archival purposes only. I have not and probably will not publish anything in the future.

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

I write sins... NOT tragedies. Link to Patreon

Just a Scarecrow.

Just call me Poly. P-O-L-Y. Sound it out with me. PAW-LEE. Not POH-LEE; Poly. And no, it is not a girl's name.

Is that a terrorist?!?

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

Ah...it's good to write.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.