I actually am a scientist!

irresistible

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

Remember when I used to do things?

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

I did things, once.

"There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, proper naming and off-by-one errors."

heads under our beds

*This space currently for rent*