"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Be sure to read my MLP, Danganronpa and Miraculous books

Who the hell is General Failure, and why is he trying to read my disk?

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

[insert horsepun here]

"The Librarian" was already taken. ;)

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Just a lurker with a love for computers, ponies, and high adventure

completely average

lol dis be a bio

'The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move'- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

I only have one question for anypony visiting. How can I help?

Welcome to my page, feel free to check out my three recommended story bookshelves (Legendary, Favorites, and Worth Reading). Have a story you think is really neat? Send me a link to it!

I like to comment on really old blogs/comment threads and I will follow you for literally no reason if you respond when I do.

World renowned author of the Procrastination Manifestation

There ain't no rakes on the grape train!

I don't write much, but I love to read. If I enjoyed a story at least a little then it's in my favorites. Go ahead and check 'em out.

I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.

I like Thrash Metal and horse cartoons.

Top headline: Epic Bed Head draws attention of killer Marshmallows from the Ha-Ree-Bow system. Thousands are said to have already succumbed to fluffy goodness, with millions more to follow!

Generic Horse Word Enthusiast

I go all out to change my fate, just like a mercenary earning his cash

Just a geek who likes to read a good fanfic once in a while (by which I mean all the time). I also occasionally attempt to write things.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

Frequent reader, less-than-infrequent writer.

To be edited later.

Elsewhere a writer, here a reader. Sometimes goes by Suitov. Attempts to leave thoughtful reviews.

“«Eh? eh, mio caro?» But mio caro did not reply.” ;n;

I like stories.

I'm many former things.

Just another SARpone, here for my daily fics.

Ok maybe you're right, but has anyone seen Discord and Star Swirl in the same room together?

Tell me, what do you live for? Is it for work? For study? Or is it for the important things? Pleasure, art, friends, family, love? Do you live to work? Or do you work to live?

My name is Neon Party. I come from the My Little Pony Universe, and I live in a town called Stalia.

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info