loves tiaras.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

I like ponies.

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Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I type stories using my hands

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?