I stand up for what is right, even if I am wrong.

Caustically Opinionated

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Are you being good to all your internet friends, Knighty?

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

I'm actually a super-intelligent dog wearing glasses.

I am President Abraham Lincoln, and I approve of this message.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.