I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

Still waiting to hear back on my albatross application.

"I've kissed mermaids, rode the el Nino, walked the sand with the crustaceans...."

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Writer of One-shots. Dabbler of Genres. Altogether too slow for her own good.

This space for rent.

I used to be relevant!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

Not a changeling.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

okay now kiss!

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

I'm the tastiest Poptard you'll ever meet. Back from the dead.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.