"The clever are not so much looking for loneliness as they avoid the fuss created by fools." - Arthur Schopenhauer

Twilight is my waifu.

Retired author, husband and father.

I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys

Fellow brony, and overall Twidust fan!

This and That and a big striped cat.

She/her. Life's a monstrosity but spiders make up for that.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.