There is an event spoken of in ancient legends from a bygone era.
An event said to happen only once in a millennium, with consequences to terrifying as to shake the very foundations of the world itself.
This event has occurred, and it falls to me to share with you all the awe inspiring power of this event.
That's right.
Something has wormed its way through my think defensive shell of cynicism and depression, and has begun to warm the cockles of my heart.

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I had an assignment in my Biology class a few weeks back, requiring me to write a short story.
The premise for the story is that I am host a dinner party with a group of people who contributed to the development of the theory of evolution.
I, being incapable of taking anything seriously for longer than a few days, decided to take the opportunity to make a few jokes at the expense of some dead scientists.

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Far be it from me to get unnecessarily sappy (God, what a bold faced lie), but I'd like to take a brief moment to type out a huge thank you to the awesome community here on fimfiction, and the fandom in general.

I've dealt with varying levels of depression for most of my life, and without the awesome people here and the amazing stories they've written, i have no doubt that the last month or so would have been abject misery.

I can't conceivably thank you guys enough for that.

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