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I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?

I have no idea what I'm doing.

~100 ad'awwwable pictures and counting!

I've survived The Princess Promenade. Multiple times. Beat that.

I work. I read. I work. I sleep. I work. I party. I work. I have sex. I work. I eat. I work. I lose my mind. I make no effort to find it and probably never will. Bananas.

Hello! I've been writing for a year now, and have improved greatly since I first started. I hope you enjoy my work, and feel free to point out my mistakes!

I will follow you all

Blogging of ponies and my daily life! I love Rilakkuma! LUV you my little dugongs! (Google it) bye!!