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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -