"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"

I am the Seneschal, the ruler of the eternal circle, and I have come for ponies.

[Insert 'doing a 180 on my life after MLP' story here]

I like ponies.

25 years old! Extreme mood swings! Weird! Doesn't finish his stories! Likes fruit, vegetables and meat!

If you're curious about my name ask me sometime

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Without a doubt, the greatest invention mankind ever developed is; indoor plumbing

Sup, names [youcanread]. I love role playing games and fantasy stories. My best pony is Rarity and I hope you like my stories.

Pinkie is best pony!

I'm a 15 year old jackass

Name: Jordan

A guy who occasionally likes ponies but always loves pirates.

Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

Justice and Honor above all.

I shall vow to follow everyone.