Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Not much to say. I love to write, and I write just about every kind of story.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

8000 soldiers!

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I would totally go for a cookie right now.

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Hello there! I'm your everyday guy who enjoys writing lewd stories about gay horses (and the occasional mare). So feel free to stick around if that's your thing, I hope to please you all

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Secondary account to your first best guess!

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Mrrp

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

Just a writer. Nothing more.

The day will come when I write a story and finish it too.

God, I'm so sorry.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

short bio

I make fanfiction sometimes. Just call me 'Talentless'.

A frequent pegasus who posts infrequent stories.

Terrible writer of stories about Ponies in Padding. My WIP work can be found here: http://pastebin.com/u/hodgepodge

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

To be continued...

You ever wonder why we're here?

Hah, you think my heart beats as warm as that?

Mostly harmless.

Writer of clop, rule 63 and padded pony.

Applejack is best pony~~