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Pirate Jesus


Mae'r gwynt yn chwythu am byth ymlaen

Jan
31st
2015

A Thing I've Been Working On · 12:20am Jan 31st, 2015

(The following is a short story written by The Pirate King to be published in this semesters literary journal for his university's creative writing program. Feel free to critique and give opinions as he would like some other than his own for polishing.)

Gone Away

By Pirate King Fowler

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Jan
24th
2015

I Have a Blog Now · 4:52am Jan 24th, 2015

Here she is. However, this is more of a professional, by the books blog to use for literary critique and previews of my original fiction, so there won't be any ponies or talk of pirate kings on there sadly. :applejackunsure:

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Jan
22nd
2015

I Came Back · 3:50am Jan 22nd, 2015

So, I took a couple of weeks of leave to clear my head, the occasional poke of the head back in to see if the sky had fallen notwithstanding, and after a great degree of deliberation, I finally decided that this site, as frustrating as it can get when I take it too seriously, is still just too good of a practice space with too many people I value as colleagues and friends to leave permanently.

That said, there are some changes in store.

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Jan
7th
2015

Do Any of You Even Care? · 6:28am Jan 7th, 2015

That's not a setup for a joke. That's not some leadin to an annecdote. That's a legitimate question for you folks. Do you even give a shit at all about what I write, post, or do on this profile?

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Jan
6th
2015

I'm Calling a Vote! · 5:12am Jan 6th, 2015

Well, two actually.

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Jan
1st
2015

Holy Shit! It's Damn Near 2015! · 4:51am Jan 1st, 2015

Greetings, me pirate crew! Been a while since I made one of these, so thought I'd go ahead and see how y'all are doing.

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Dec
14th
2014

So, I Fucked Up... · 4:46am Dec 14th, 2014

Time to talk about the elephant in the room.

I'm sure many of you have noticed that, due to its absence, All Along the Watchtower was not released on Thanksgiving as I had planned. Now, I want to personally apologize to any of you who were super hype for it. Seriously, guys, from the honest bottom of my heart, I am sorry if you were looking forward to the story coming out and were disappointed when it was delayed.

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Dec
7th
2014

Are You an Xman? · 5:06am Dec 7th, 2014

So, it's been a slower day on campus as usual for the middle of final exams season, and due to a lengthy essay/research paper that essentially is my final due Monday, I've spent just about the whole day writing/researching said paper, tabbing over to fimfiction every now and then for the breaks, watching my beer, cola, and wine stock in the fridge as well as my pizza I ordered disappear, and keeping YouTube running in the background for music and other reviews. I know, right? I party hard on

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Dec
6th
2014

Why I Should Never Be a Fimfiction Admin · 6:03pm Dec 6th, 2014

Remember all those stories that I write reviews on that piss me the hell off cause they're such low quality? Well, if I had total power, I have a feeling it would go a little something like this.

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Nov
19th
2014

Can We Please Make This a Thing? · 2:34am Nov 19th, 2014

Please?

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