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Pirate Jesus


Mae'r gwynt yn chwythu am byth ymlaen

Jul
9th
2015

Getting to Know Pirate King Fowler Round Three: Questions About Me · 1:00am Jul 9th, 2015

Warning: Some of these questions are a little bit racey and might be too much information. I'll try to keep it from getting too NSFW.


1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Somewhat. I don't think it is the most important part (otherwise I'd have shacked up with some sorority broad semesters ago), but I'd be lying if I didn't factor it in.

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Sometimes. Often times. Depends on the people and their chemistry.

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Jul
8th
2015

Pirate King Flipping Out Over Shark Week · 1:57am Jul 8th, 2015

*Ahem*

Shark Week!

Shark Week!

Shark Week!

Shark Week!

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Jun
27th
2015

On Southern Pride · 1:02am Jun 27th, 2015

Attention crew of the Moraine! Henceforth, we will be flying this flag o'er our glorious ship.

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Jun
17th
2015

Characters, Settings, and Cultural Appropriation · 7:17pm Jun 17th, 2015

(From the Tumblr blog of Pirate King Fowler)

So, for the last three years, I’ve been working on a novel series, and I’ve found myself coming back to be critical about my own ideas, but there’s this one thing that keeps pulling me back to question it: cultural appropriation.

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Jun
16th
2015

Chapter 87: In Which The Pirate King Decided to Return... · 2:44am Jun 16th, 2015

Narrator: Last Time, on Pirate King Fowler's blog:

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I'm leaving the fandom for waters unknown.

I am inviting the lot of you to come follow my literary blog at The Thinking Bench to stay in touch and see what new projects I'm working on.

With steadfast loyalty,
Pirate King Fowler

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Apr
11th
2015

Finally Switched to the PC Gaming Master Race · 11:27pm Apr 11th, 2015

Whoa. Time flies when you leave the site.

Just wanted to let you folks know that yours truly has finally taken up the mantle of using a PC to game, and since several of you Johnnies and Jills play on the system. If you'd like to add me on Steam, my username is identical as your very own good old Pirate King Fowler. I don't play many multiplayer games, but if you want to add me feel free.

Welp, if you need me I'll be off again. Toodles.

With steadfast loyalty,
Pirate King Fowler

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Mar
17th
2015

(IMPORTANT) · 4:46am Mar 17th, 2015

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I'm leaving the fandom for waters unknown.

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Feb
28th
2015

Drinking Again · 1:14am Feb 28th, 2015

The first drink was just a simple toast of rum to the dearly departed Mr. Nimoy, a pirate's farewell to a good man.

After that, however, I'm drinking to follow the sagely advice of a master of our craft, Ernest Hemmingway:

Write drunk; edit sober.

So, yep. Those are my evening plans.

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Feb
25th
2015

Not dead yet! · 2:21am Feb 25th, 2015

So, been a while since I posted a blog post checking in with you sexy scalawags, so here's a brief update. Been working hard to keep grades up during this semester, and it's mostly been paying off. Had my first sick day today, though (part of the reason I'm writing this is I feel a little stir crazy).

Also, The Pirate King now has a Pirate Queen. Yep, yours truly has a girlfriend now. so, that's a thing.

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Feb
3rd
2015

That Awkward Moment When... · 3:20pm Feb 3rd, 2015

... You're looking for pony cover art but can't google search because of the flood of clop that's going to bury you.

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