Warning: Some of these questions are a little bit racey and might be too much information. I'll try to keep it from getting too NSFW.

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Somewhat. I don't think it is the most important part (otherwise I'd have shacked up with some sorority broad semesters ago), but I'd be lying if I didn't factor it in.

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Sometimes. Often times. Depends on the people and their chemistry.

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*Ahem*

Shark Week!

Shark Week!

Shark Week!

Shark Week!

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Attention crew of the Moraine! Henceforth, we will be flying this flag o'er our glorious ship.

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(From the Tumblr blog of Pirate King Fowler)

So, for the last three years, I’ve been working on a novel series, and I’ve found myself coming back to be critical about my own ideas, but there’s this one thing that keeps pulling me back to question it: cultural appropriation.

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Narrator: Last Time, on Pirate King Fowler's blog:

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I'm leaving the fandom for waters unknown.

I am inviting the lot of you to come follow my literary blog at The Thinking Bench to stay in touch and see what new projects I'm working on.

With steadfast loyalty,
Pirate King Fowler

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Whoa. Time flies when you leave the site.

Just wanted to let you folks know that yours truly has finally taken up the mantle of using a PC to game, and since several of you Johnnies and Jills play on the system. If you'd like to add me on Steam, my username is identical as your very own good old Pirate King Fowler. I don't play many multiplayer games, but if you want to add me feel free.

Welp, if you need me I'll be off again. Toodles.

With steadfast loyalty,
Pirate King Fowler

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I'm leaving the fandom for waters unknown.

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The first drink was just a simple toast of rum to the dearly departed Mr. Nimoy, a pirate's farewell to a good man.

After that, however, I'm drinking to follow the sagely advice of a master of our craft, Ernest Hemmingway:

Write drunk; edit sober.

So, yep. Those are my evening plans.

So, been a while since I posted a blog post checking in with you sexy scalawags, so here's a brief update. Been working hard to keep grades up during this semester, and it's mostly been paying off. Had my first sick day today, though (part of the reason I'm writing this is I feel a little stir crazy).

Also, The Pirate King now has a Pirate Queen. Yep, yours truly has a girlfriend now. so, that's a thing.

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... You're looking for pony cover art but can't google search because of the flood of clop that's going to bury you.