• Member Since 15th Jan, 2012
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Nethelli


Cynical, sarcastic, irreverent, and rarely punctual with story updates.

Aug
23rd
2014

Goodbye For Now · 7:14am Aug 23rd, 2014


This is where you might expect me to present some sort of apology for the lack of updates, but I think we've reached a point where people should be worried when I update in a reasonable timeframe.

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May
6th
2014

To The Ground! · 11:56pm May 6th, 2014

Hey people, it's been a while since the last blag post. Not exactly an uncommon thing for me.

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Jan
27th
2014

Status Update · 5:49am Jan 27th, 2014

AKA "What's your excuse this time, Neth?"

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Dec
17th
2013

Welp, that's embarrassing (Contest Winner Announcement) · 9:47am Dec 17th, 2013

I intended to announce the winner of my little contest (totally intentional show pun right there) on the 15th, but got so sidetracked with work and other projects that it completely slipped my mind.

So... yeah. My bad.

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Dec
7th
2013

Time's running out! · 8:37am Dec 7th, 2013

Just a little reminder. There's just under a week left to get your entries into my contest. Drop me a line with your entry, have the most awesome one, receive prizes. It's just that easy!

Seriously, get in there. Participation is FAR lower than I anticipated.

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Nov
28th
2013

There's a dead bird in your mouth · 4:46pm Nov 28th, 2013

Enjoy your Thanksgiving, mares and gentlecolts!
I cannot believe I just typed that
While you nom the tasty bits off an avian carcass, I'll be slogging through a crowd of pissed-off customers, pretending to work while secretly hoping to witness a fistfight over an iPad or something. My phone is fully charged and ready to record at a moment's notice.

Retail is magic.

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Nov
1st
2013

Contest? · 7:49am Nov 1st, 2013

Contest!

Yes, ladies and gents, I'm holding a contest. With Season 4 upon us, I wanted to do something fun for my stalkers watchers to celebrate. Here's the skinny - I love antagonists. To me, Nightmare Moon, Discord, Chrysalis, even Trixie are all awesome (don't even talk to me about Sombra, though). With that in mind, I'm making this a villain-themed competition!


"Tell us all about it, Neth!"

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Oct
17th
2013

I casual'd myself · 6:12am Oct 17th, 2013

0834-1599-9174

Yep. X and Y. Add me, give me a code for an add-back. If you're looking for some of the more uncommon Pokemon, let me know. I've been collecting them and forcing them to screw each other senseless, so I should be able to procure whatever it is you may need.

And of course, if you're looking to get slaughtered by my team, I'm happy to oblige.




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Aug
5th
2013

Alright, we're doing this · 6:54am Aug 5th, 2013

I've got a few days away from that shithouse I call a job, gallons of caffeine at my disposal, and the new Dark Tranquillity album on repeat (Endtime Hearts... just... so much yes.)

This is happening, laydayz and mentlegen. It's writin' time!

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Jul
2nd
2013

Slumpy slump blump shlump this title is terrible and I am not sorry · 5:14pm Jul 2nd, 2013

So, about that July deadline I set for myself... well, going back and reading that blog post just makes me wonder what the hell I was thinking.

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