• Member Since 15th Jan, 2012
  • offline last seen Apr 24th, 2015


Cynical, sarcastic, irreverent, and rarely punctual with story updates.


Goodbye For Now · 7:14am Aug 23rd, 2014

This is where you might expect me to present some sort of apology for the lack of updates, but I think we've reached a point where people should be worried when I update in a reasonable timeframe.

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My horrible stories

Biography AKA "What the hell is a Nethelli?"

"If there's one thing I've learned about this fandom, its that they'll bitch about a Mary Sue character, then immediately bitch about the very same character being given a flaw. In short, the fandom as a whole is fucking stupid suffers from cognitive dissonance."

I'm just an amalgamation of things. I enjoy playing and designing games, creating things on my 3D printer, metal music, cooking, and fanfiction, both reading it, and sometimes writing it when I'm not being super lazy.

[Luna > Applejack > All other ponies]

What does Nethelli enjoy?
Metal. Power, Melodic, and Symphonic. (Alestorm, All That Remains, Amorphis, Angel Vivaldi, Avantasia, Blind Guardian, Children of Bodom, Darkest Hour, Darkseed, Dark Tranquility, Dethklok, Disarmonia Mundi, Dreamland, Edguy, Elvenking, Ensiferum, Excalion, Falconer, Firewind, Five Finger Death Punch, Hammerfall, In Flames, Kiuas, Lordi, Lyzanxia, Masterplan, Mudvayne, Nocturnal Rites, Norther, Omnium Gatherum, Persuader, Primal Fear, Raintime, Satariel, Savage Circus, Scar Symmetry, Sentenced, Serenity, Shadows Fall, Silent Force, Stratovarius, Sybreed, Symfonia, Trivium, Twilightning, Tyr, War of Ages) - Pretty much anything involving Brian Fair, Tobias Sammet, Anders Fridén, Mikael Stanne, Jonny Lindkvist, Hansi Kürsch, or Gus G.

American Dad, Archer, King of the Hill, Birdy the Mighty, Mirai Nikki, Infinite Stratos, Blood Lad, South Park, Breaking Bad, Soul Eater, Sword Art Online, Game of Thrones, House M.D.

Minecraft, DayZ, Kerbal Space Program, StarMade, Star Citizen, Half Life 2, EVE Online, Dishonored, Rust, Portal 2, Elite: Dangerous

NSFW: Lemonfont, Ganassa, Megasweet, DrGraevling, Hitman_X3Z, SaphireNishi, Baru, Okayado, Emperpep, Tiarawhy TheKnightShinesBright, Ackanime, Oni-noboru, Miro

SFW: Mickeymonster, Saburo Uta, Isayama Hajime

(Hoo boy... the ratio of SFW to NSFW artist in this section does not reflect well on me. Fortunately, everyone already knows I'm a pervert)

Want to find me outside of Fimfic? Here's how!

deviantART - Aegisxaegis
DayZ - Nethelli
StarMade - Nethelli
Steam - theoriginal_tj
Imgur - Nethelli
EVE - Nethelli Ilmarinen
Nintendo Friend Code - 0834-1599-9174

Fuck! What's Taking So Long, Neth?!

I just don't care anymore. I'm so tired.

Superb fanfiction!

  • Anthropology Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans. by JasonTheHuman 130,415 words · 126,891 views · 7,780 likes · 162 dislikes
  • Human The Human of legend has been released, and the Brotherhood makes its move. by DannyJ 427,238 words · 27,753 views · 1,562 likes · 125 dislikes
  • There's a Gamer in All of Us Luna Celestia Game on by Konseiga 6,226 words · 18,034 views · 1,096 likes · 27 dislikes
  • More Than Buddies You have a crush on Ditzy Doo, but you'd never tell anypony... by Crowley 7,436 words · 16,011 views · 976 likes · 21 dislikes
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I appreciate the heads up. That oversight has been corrected.

Yo know we can't comment, or even open it from our feed for that matter, on your blog post, if there is no name? I've recently seen it few time, that people would post unnamed blog post, and then be surprised, noone read it. I am just informing, in case you didn't know

your avatar..... i like it :twilightsmile:

Did you ever make that fic filled with euphemisms for taking a shit?

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