Bored reader and writer.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Writer, Actor, Singer, Rapper, Aspiring Brony Voice Actor, Artist, Funny Guy, College Student & Aspiring History Teacher. I'm just a guy who wants to make an impact or mark in one way, shape or form.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

It's called a hustle, sweetheart.

Words are coming.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I AM THE HOLLYWOOD GOD OF THE BRONIES

"Un bon mot ne prouve rien." (Voltaire)

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

Resident changeling squisher of FiMfic. Changelings beware!

"I hate many things on our Godforsaken earth, but above all else, I hate the nice words."

I do arcs. Big ones that seem to never end, and make you sad when they do. Never ask me for a one shot. Ever. It wont work. Promise.

"Our sport is your sport's punishment"- Some Cross Country runner.

[shitposting loudly]

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Frission: The Happiness ponymon. Frission takes 2x damage from Feels-Type attacks. Special Ability: Yayifications! — Like and Follow buffs can increase EVs above normal maximums.

:)

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Guess whose back?!

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Just a writer. Nothing more.

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

Definitely gonna write the thing... tomorrow.

My horse is smarter than your honor student.

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

I let my writing do the talking.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.