I suppose an introduction is in order. I'm caliginous, Prince of Illusions. And other things. I'm not talking about them.

Don't tell anyone, but I like ponies.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.