"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

U.N. Owen Was Her? ↑

An aspiring writer that loves the fandom and it's works

A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

I'll write a bio some day. Right now I can't come up with anything funny or creative :(