There was probably a better title for this, but, it wouldn't be the first blog post where I've flashed you all, now, would it?

Now, I've brought you here for a little vignette of sorts. A flash fic. It's just a few paragraphs and I can't think of anywhere else to put it, but I figure this would be the perfect little place to parade it like a show-dog.

He was perfect for her.

She realized it as soon as she saw him.

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So I'm feeling good at the moment. Let's hope this lasts, because when I feel good... that's when I write.

Rarity Loses Her Virginity to a Poker Game started out as a slice of life all about witty banter between the Elements as they played a standard game of Hold 'Em...

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So I've been very morbid and low this week (don't worry, I've probably written more this week than I did all of March and I'm making a new promise of one Demesne a month) and it's taken me all of the week to work out why.

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Apparently that's what Celestia's fancy little booties are called.

Funny name, isn't it?

Hipposandals.

My horsewords have become moneywords.

But there is still a horse.

You'll love the horse.

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Generic:

Toodlepip
Starry Night
Silver Lining
Red Herring
Fly Fish
Softheart
Hot Head (Long lost son of Puddinghead)
Buck Boon
Topsy Turvy
Daisy
Wavy Gravy
Scoutabout
Reccy
Equinox
Summer Breeze
Meadow Lily
Passing Shadow
Ruffle Tussle
Evergreen Mild
Dewdrop
Dew Twinkle
Gadfly
Hiccup
Copper Tone
Matchstick
Fire Brand
Razor Wire
Tiger Lily
Snapdragon
Tick Tock
Sweet Caress
Fine Edge
Needlestack
Pincushion
Homeward Bound

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This story isn't getting the appreciation it wholely deserves.

Let me find a quote from this to sell you on it...

"Yeah! And when two of them meet, they wrap their hoofdicks around each other in greeting. Like a hoofbump, but all squirmy," She explained matter-of-factly.
[...]

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Spoilers, obviously.

I think the finale, for me, was making a bunch of trades that nobody asked me if I wanted.

"Hey, you know how Discord's savvy, egocentric and brash? Why don't we take him, find him a nice heavy idiot ball, and make him a needy supplicant instead. Isn't that so much more relatable?"

"Well, okay, but I don't-"

"You know how you loved the ponies rainbow power of magic form being tasteful and minimalist, but still downright badarse?"

"I-"

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As some of you may know, I am Australian.

As most of you have guessed, I like writing silly things.

With these powers combined, I would like to present to you a small Oz-English dictionary.

These are all things that I can say out loud and completely straight-faced to another Australian and have them completely understand what I mean.

"Drop us a line this arvo and we'll sort you out, right mate?" - Contact me this afternoon and I will offer further assistance, my friend.

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Now, because of my recent holy mother of Celestia, really level of views, I thought I'd say thank you, and show you just how a MrNumbers brand story is conceived and written.

This will be up only until I regret this. I'm going to regret this, aren't I?

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