The artist you've never heard of.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Ojiwe

I am cancer, and not the funny kind of cancer. I am the kind of cancer that makes your little sister ask you why won't daddy wake up.

Blazer is a fanfic author who talks about himself in the third person. What a snob!