Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

My job and dream is to make people happy the best I can. I want to tell stories that make you readers laugh, sad, and emotional. If you readers are happy then I'm happy.

Repora, Hakeijo, Kuta

Imagine large boobs.

Brony for life

Not so much to tell, really.

Just an all-around friendly person/class clown. I'm awesome and I don't do $#!+. Hug Department: Always Open~

Mae'r gwynt yn chwythu am byth ymlaen

All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

Once a Bandle gunner, always a Bandle gunner.

A beginning writer with a lot on my plate

What is this "Chill" you speak of.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Today I decided being a lama is bad. I don't like spitting on people.

What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?

To be written later

space is a waste

You gotta kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How do I fly as demonstration man? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Mighty Führer of the Sausage People

U.N. Owen Was Her? ↑

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

Fire-breathing dragon with a passion for reading, writing, and editing. Avatar by CosmicSpectrumm

Reader, Writer, and a Reviewer of shitfics.

Recently back from the dead; I conquered all of Hell.

The straw that broke the camel's back.

I'm a mixed basket. Check me out!

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Just a plain user here with a penchant for stories, roleplay, computers, and SCIENCE. Also looking into writing my own stories too! Just as soon as I fix my horrendous English... Oh, and I do art too.

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

irresistible