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Distaff Pope


An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

Sep
9th
2018

Tiny, Tasty Teaser · 1:21am Sep 9th, 2018

So, I have the first few pages of a new story. It's barely related to the story I said I was working on a few months ago, except that it's a story about magical talking horses. Hope you're ready for another trip into Sweetie Belle's head.


“I never thought I’d see you again,” I said, lighting up my cigarette and drawing the smoke into me, ash burning my throat as smoke filled my lungs, and I blew it all out into Bright Lights’ dumb face. “I never wanted to see you again, either.”

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Aug
20th
2018

At the Movies with Sunset and Starlight: Star Wars: A New Hope · 12:34am Aug 20th, 2018

“Hello, everypony, and welcome to this first ever episode of At the Movies. I’m your host, Starlight Glimmer.”

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Jul
15th
2018

So, About That Story · 2:52am Jul 15th, 2018

A few weeks ago, I made a blog post announcing I was working on a story, and I'm still working on it, it's just I've gone through five different iterations of it and scrapped each one because it didn't feel right at all. It's a bit of a departure from my usual, and it just never feels right. I'm still working on it, just bear with me if it doesn't come out any time soon.

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Jun
21st
2018

A New Day Dawns for Equestria · 11:45pm Jun 21st, 2018

Well, friends, it's been some time since the itch of fanfiction got under my skin. For a while, I thought I could live a normal life and write actual stories that I could publish, and while I'm still working on that second part, I also have a fanfic idea I really like and am currently figuring out the shape of it, so I guess this is a notice to expect my return. After a little conversation with the friend who inspired the story, I might return with something set in the story's universe.

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Jul
25th
2016

What's In a (user)Name? · 11:00pm Jul 25th, 2016

(In which I put on my most pretentious of hats)

So, I got an email asking me about my username. I figured this would be a fun little story to tell to people who are mildly curious and feel like wasting a few minutes reading where it came from. Anyways, to get to that, we need to go all the way back to my precursor name, and that means taking me back to the dark days of my high school years.

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Jul
25th
2016

The BronyCon Story · 1:12am Jul 25th, 2016

So, the BronyCon story should be up right now! If you want to read it, it's right here. It's not the exact story I published because I made some minor changes to make the dialogue and prose flow better, but I like to think it's better.

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Jul
6th
2016

BronyCon 4: A Good Day to Con Hard · 9:47pm Jul 6th, 2016

The special story is ready. I've got fifty copies ready to give out over three days. I really hope to see some of you there.

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May
19th
2016

The State of the Sweetie · 10:32pm May 19th, 2016

So, it's been a while, and some of you might be curious about why there haven't been any recent updates even though I said I had finished the rough draft in the last author's note, so here's the reason:

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Feb
22nd
2016

The Big Crunch · 3:08am Feb 22nd, 2016

Hey, so as long time readers will know, I've been struggling on and off with depression for... basically the entirety of my writing career (and adult life). It's been okay for the last while, but since this summer, I've been sliding back into it, becoming less communicative and more closed off as I lock myself in with my thoughts more, which... isn't the best way to be. Definitely not the best way to deal with depression. Anyways, this isn't me fishing for sympathy or something, I'm just

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Feb
15th
2016

Tonight's Chapter · 3:35am Feb 15th, 2016

So, the Valentine's update might be a bit later than promised. The rough draft was written back when I had this awful cavity in my wisdom tooth that required removal and had me on Vicodin for a few solid weeks, and now that I'm looking through it sober-minded, I'm kind of wanting to just scrap it completely and go from scratch. Obviously, I'm not doing that, but it'll take a bit longer for me to reach the base standards of presentability than I expected. I'll try to stay up tonight to

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