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Metool Bard


A weaver of tales who enjoys a good story. What more is there to say, really?

Feb
24th
2013

Centaurs · 2:08pm Feb 24th, 2013

Here's a puzzler for all those interested in Equestrian fauna (and those who fall into the "Lyra-is-obsessed-with-humans" crowd might want to take notes, too).

As we all know, the land of Equestria is a host to many mythical creatures (and no, I'm not talking about the pegasi and unicorns). There are dragons, phoenixes, griffons, minotaurs, and many more besides that live in this land of ponies.

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Feb
20th
2013

Scootaloo Can Fly · 5:20pm Feb 20th, 2013

Okay, I need to get this off my chest. I've been turned away from one too many well-written and wonderful stories because this concept just rubs me the wrong way. So, here goes:

Scootaloo's wings are not useless.

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Feb
16th
2013

Season 3 Retrospective · 6:23pm Feb 16th, 2013

In the last months, we've seen these ponies
On many an inner journey,
And to end this season, I have composed
This poetic summery.

First Twilight went to the Crystal Empire
(In the loosest sense of the word),
To save it from King Sombra,
Let the Flugglehorn be heard!

Then Pinkie thought to clone herself
In order to increase her fun,
But that wasn't such a good idea
When all was said and done.

And the Cutie Mark Crusaders
Added Babs Seed to their ranks,

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Feb
10th
2013

Why Cloudsdale? · 2:08am Feb 10th, 2013

Warning: Spoilers from the latest episode Games Ponies Play abound. Proceed with caution.

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Jan
31st
2013

Discord and Tartarus · 12:20am Jan 31st, 2013

Here's a bit of Fridge Logic that kinda comes from me writing stories about Tartarus.

If you remember the episode It's About Time, Twilight Sparkle mentions that the Gates of Tartarus which Cerberus guards holds a host of evil creatures that would cause havoc across Equestria if they broke free. Everyone has their own interpretation of what exactly those creatures are (including myself), but despite all that, there is one question:

Why wasn't Discord in Tartarus?

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Jan
26th
2013

Peewee's Farewell · 11:53pm Jan 26th, 2013

Hi-ho, all.

While I posted my thoughts about this elsewhere, I figured I'd give a more complete rendering here. Just because.

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