*Eyebrow-raising, thought-provoking, smile-creating words here*

Retired, but I still check in.

Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

(Previously known as Lunar Night) On a quest to read 10,000 pony stories from this website. Current total as of April 5,2020 is 7,202 stories.

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

I'm sorry that I am terribly late with my updates.

There once was a mare from Nantucket...

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

World's Sexiest Fanfic Writer, Self-Proclaimed

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Derp

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

We grow 'em big!

The man without a plan.

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Yep.