God, I'm so sorry.

Don't be reasonable. Get MAD!!! MadDonut.

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

I want to share a little story... (May post bio later...)

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

I've been writing for about 15 years now, and if there's one thing I want, it's to whisk my readers away into another world, where they can lose themselves in the fantasy.

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

Why hello there...

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

So I'm from the nicest place in the world, yes that's right, Canada. And I love the winter season, soooooo. Ya? That's me.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

"Love is friendship set to music." -Joseph Campbell

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Life is like a crop. Beings grow and spread like wheat on a field and it's my job to make sure that those wheat get harvested.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

A wise man once told me- you should always follow your dreams and become what ever you want. So I became a brony. I wonder if that was a good idea?

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

An aspiring writer that loves the fandom and it's works

I have no idea what I am doing, I write, I read and I play games, what more can a guy want while he waits for college to start again?

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:13

Action and darkness. Those are my specialties

Give me your babies.

I'm an avid writer and marijuana user. My biggest hobbies are writing and playing lacrosse.

Heya! I'm a Dutch guy with a weird sense of humor who sometimes writes stuff.

Navy Vet working IT, I usually write about whatever inspires me.

Chaos Lord of Never Finishing Chapters