Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

The one German who is lazy for real.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

'Sup? The name's Shortcake, and I'm a silly bastard who loves pretty ponies. I'm sort of maybe an artist, and I'm a very novice author. Don't expect too much from me o3o

Sorry everyone, but I'm quitting this place permanently. It hurts, but that's how it is. Please let me forget this ever existed.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I am a currently 16 year old cynic who used to love the show and is still on this site for some reason. Once in a blue moon I actually write something.

Just a dude that likes dem ponies.

I will follow you all

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Reloading the Story Canon.

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

Just fellow looking to carve out a little bit of a spot for myself in the communit, now if only I was good at writing.

Give me more Lyra and Bonbon shipping please.

I write stories.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

I like to write a lot supernatural and Rainbow Dash stories so expect me to do that

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

My favorites are cute things and video games! Praying for a cuter future!

New Account: LemonadeRaid

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Hello... My name is stormy. I'm a 23-year-old female. In my free time, I do a lot of gaming, writing and drawing. Rarity is my favorite pony!

Kayin on AO3, Kayin on FA

Rufyart am Fvoe, Enevhfyart am Levjaffeb... igmu xirt yev vatyf ar fye irom