The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

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Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

God, I'm so sorry.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

space is a waste