Yes, I have read my own stories.
Yes, I know they suck.
Yes, the plan is good, but I need more help.
Please help me?

I feel like sh*t.
Today is Mother's Day.
I cooked my Mom some breakfast, and that was all.
How can I make her happy? I'm about to go to sleep, I've just seen a million pictures of kids giving their moms roses and cards....

I have decided to start a personal project of my own called Project 'Discover Fairytale'.
Since I have a lot of inexperience with writing and write crazy sh*t, I've always wondered how stories work. So now, here I am with this project.

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You guessed it! (Actually, you didn't) A new story is coming out, it's based on my horrible dream when I was sick! I remember all of it and I'm planning to make a full-out adventure with fun, comedy, and crossovers.
It'll probably come out in a few days or so.
For now, see you later!

Do you ever have little bits and memories of your childhood that come flowing back to you?
Like when you go on the computer and realize this:
"Oh, sh*t! I used to play that when I was a kid!"
And then you remember everything and suddenly want to get into it again.

Well, I suddenly remembered a piece of my childhood.
It was actually a very big piece.

Do you know a game called Toontown?
BEST GAME EVER!

I know, I know. I already posted a blog post.
I'M JUST WAY TOO ADDICTED TO IT.
So anyways, I just kinda got addicted to watching Ellen.
Shit just got real, bro.
I laughed my ass off at this one.

Oh, and here's another one.

Watch them and tell me what you think!

The first time I heard about mormons was when I was 7 or 8.
Is that young?
Dude, that's f@cked up...
Probably not.
Anyways, I talk about mormons because I just saw the Book of Mormon song thingy. I also saw a South Park episode about it. What do you think about it?
Personally, I think you're f@cking gay.
Do you guys think it's wrong, or awesome, or what?

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I'm very, very, very sick. With a high fever. I hate it.
I watched South Park, the whole Imaginationland series. I shit bricks.
I slept for 3 hours. Dreaming about my stupid game and some stupid portal.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Yep, I've decided to blog again.

Not that anypony would notice.

Nevermind. I'll just ignore that thought for now. Right now, I'm concerned because I've got some facts I need to clear up in my new story, The Royal Guard. I also need ideas for a new title, so the stupid plain one can be replaced. If you have an idea, please PM me or comment. Doesn't matter.
Second question of the day:
What're your thoughts on the Season 3 Finale?

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Basically, this is my first time blogging. I guess it's ok and a pretty nice way to talk about what's going to happen, so I guess I could try this out. First, I've been typing for almost a week now trying to get the first chapter of my new story done. It's based on real-life events (not entirely though) and a few ideas were from the lovely Comet Burst. I think it's pretty good, but you'll see. So um...yeah. That's it. See you...