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The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Abacadooby.

A Canadian idiot.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

A fellow traveler...

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.