Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Deadhorse.

"Grudges are like a good cheese. Hold them inside for too long and you'll be the one to suffer."- Sheogorath The Mad God.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

Fan fix writer reader and editor

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I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

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just getting into writing pony fic, decided to give FIMfiction a try :)

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D