I am No One

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

...I like talking about myself. On the Internet, at least; I'm much quieter in reality. This is a very strange revelation for me.

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

space is a waste

What the hell is a pony?

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.