We'll write or draw anything for you. Even wholesome, consensual cuddle-sex. If we have to.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

Welcome to the cum zone

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Oooga Boooga!

I'm alive? I'm alive!

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Why am I still here?

I'm just here to write.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

I am a rockstar!

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Put the words in the bag and nopony gets hurt

Eleven years of fun, memories, and friends. Thank you to everyone for everything!

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Awkward.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

RP writer and Spacebattles

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Writing the childhoods I wish I had.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I probably need to seek mental help.

This is fiction. But it is based...

A pony from a machine.

"You think you know me..."

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"