Caramel had just delivered the roughest speech he hoped he'd never have to do, the best man speech for the pony he's loved since he was a colt. Settling into his new life as a heartbroken stallion doesn't quite take as long as he anticipated as he meets the local barpony and finds out about a far more secretive town crush.

Equestria is a magical place, but that means it's a place of magical mishaps, a thing Caramel knows all too well. Caramel isn't always himself, or maybe he is but not, or maybe... Caramel is different, he's different nearly everyday, but what can you do when you lay your head down at night and have no idea when next you'll awake and who will have your body next?

Is he the real Caramel? Does he really have a place in this crazy magical world? Will he ever know normalcy? After years of struggle it's time he ask the only person who can answer this, himself.

Hey there everypony,
I've been a barpony for most my life and it's allowed me to see this fantastic world of ours; and as a barpony we hear a lot of stories from all over Equestria. This job can often be more about listening than actually serving drinks, and boy am I good at both, while I'm not much of a storyteller myself I feel some of these need to be shared. So bear with me here as I try to recount some of the stories told to me over the years because, honestly, who can remember them all perfectly?
Where are my manners? My name's Bumper and I own a few bars and clubs across Equestria and have worked countless more beforehand. So without delay let's get stuck into a little series I'd like to call The Barpony Tales.