An enigma as vexing as life itself.
I put out fires, write stories, other fun stuff in between too~
I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!
New password requirement: "Your password must contain at least 8 characters, a capital, a plot, a protagonist with good character development, a twist & a happy ending. "
I'm the Autistic guy who plays video games, and also watch MLP. I go by the name Derek or Dericko, but I won't reveal my last name.
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
Pinkie Pie is my waifu, and she will ever four ever be my waifu... not yours.
I've experienced more fanfiction than anyone else I know. I see characters as puzzles, stories as riddles and cliffhangers as UNACCEPTABLE! UNACCEPTABLE!! ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!!!
Greetings, travelers. I welcome you to this fine land. May you find glory in the Hunt, kindred hunter.
The more I shitpost, the more crippling my depression gets. Imma shitpost more.
Dislike: troll fics, trolls(more than anything else in this world)
Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.
I'm just somepony who wants to finish a story. I hope you enjoy the ride along with me!
It kills me to hear you say you “choose to love me.” I was hoping that would be a given, given our history.
Chelis' Editor in Chief, and a Horse News writer on the side. I like animu, apparently. Send help.
I will catch Spider-Man with ghosts while my son jumps out of a window.
It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.
Dimensional traveller, Guardian of Air, all around good guy.
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Your average fan fiction writer. I enjoy anime, music, my little pony of course.
I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.