"She created new magic..." HORSERY.

No I have not forgotten you guys. Updates soon.

(Tried to queue the video up to 18m, but apparently embeds and time codes don't play nice together. Suspected as much but worth a shot.)

So, ChaoticHarmony (author of a thousand sadfics that will make your heart bleed until you die of it) noticed something today while I was offline:

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.

Tonight has been a terrible night. I've had severe bowel distress the past few hours. While at work. Outside. Without an on-site bathroom.

While I was having one of the aforementioned attacks, someone walked off with my backpack.

The contents of that backpack were as follows:
- A mostly blank spiral notebook.
- A 2L bottle of Mountain Dew
- A USB mouse
- A toothbrush
- Toothpaste
- THE POWER CORD FOR MY LAPTOP

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I used to be a regular on the TVTropes forums (not as Parchment Scroll). Every once in a while, I check to see if any of my fics have been troped yet, and the answer is always no.

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Hey, gaiz! Gaiz! ERMAHGERD GAIZ!

For those who don't know, I've replaced my laptop.
Which means I have the means to write again.
Which I have been doing.

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Those who follow my Twitter know that at the beginning of this month, my laptop was stolen. Since then, I've had one day off and I mainly used it for rest and recovery from my insane work schedule.

Work is progressing on an update to The Wizzard and the Pony. After that, a new Deft Hoof chapter, followed by another Fastest Fall. I haven't forgotten any of this.

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If you're reading A Busman's Holiday, you should know that some changes have been made to the first three chapters, making the transition towards Defty's staying with the Apples smoother. The introduction of Meanie is as sudden as ever. I don't think she'd have it any other way.

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The Wizzard and the Pony - Next chapter is in the works, only partly finished. Will try to update it on my next day off.
A Busman's Holiday - Ditto. Chapter only partly finished, but I know where it's going and will try to update it on my next day off.
Parchment Scroll gets Twitterpated - Chapter is already written on Twitter, but must be dug out and put back in chronological order.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, we're suddenly understaffed at work. This means still more delays as I work double shifts (I just worked 27 hours straight including travel time) to keep up. The next story to update will be The Wizzard and the Pony. Also, on my next day off, I plan to rework the last chapter of Fastest Fall in Equestria to answer some (but not all) concerns regarding the mob scene.

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I'm feeling insecure. I think these two fics are good enough to share with Equestria Daily, but I'd like some feedback before I try. Think it's a good idea? Anything you'd patch up before doing so if it was you?

Yes, this is a desperate bid to get more readers.

But hey, the point of telling stories is to tell them to someone, right?