Sometimes I wonder why I'm so weird. Then I remember it's because I'm still a kid at heart

The sword, glowing with an eerie light, speaks. You can't understand it, but you listen anyway.

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

florp

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

I'd tell you a joke about the Golden Wrench, but you'll never get it.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun

Been awhile

ehh

Just a man that wishes he had more time on his hands.

Previously known as ViperBits. A male "not-so-brony" from Ukraine. I will occasionally proofread and I can always use some help with writing lewd stuff!

When faced with the evils of this world, happiness can give you the foundation to bear it, sadness gives you the wisdom to acknowledge it, and anger gives you the strength to oppose it!

Just a dude who loves ponies and the dog god

An uncoordinated cellist and a terrible confused tinkerer, at your service.

The least interesting person in the world.

MHA BOI THE TRI-FORCE IS STRONG WITH IN YOU.

Hi there! I'm the ("D") Trainer. An editor and would be writer. Got some stuff that needed editing? Well, you can count on me and best yet, it's FREE! :D

Account Inactive, Please leave me alone.

Please ignore the numerous bottles of rum and the bong. I assure you I'm a real straight shooter!

Just a simple man from TN that likes ponies and pony stories.

RAWR ;-;

Nothing but scenes and ideas, hoping to put something together.

Heya everypony, I would just like to say I am a brony (obviously) and am a gamer. Now I'm a crap writer, was never good at it and never really enjoyed doing it. But I do love reading others works!

Still alive

A normal guy who thinks too much.

Brony,Gamer,nerd

If u see a red sand which on the floor don't eat it it's call a Big Mac made buy pinky pie. If u get the joke I will join your ground or thread :)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I'm new to the MLP Scene, and finaly decided to make a Fimfiction account. I'm British and my favorite Pony is Rarity