Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

I am not drunk enough for this right now...

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Another one bites the dust.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Tallest of all the bronies! Maybe. Socal resident that likes ponies, war related things, and the use of the word saucy. Feel free to drop a line or whatever. I love to talk with people. Brony on!

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Hey there. I am a writer on /mlp/'s Fingerbang threads. I am here to get comments and critiques and to eventually become a better writer in general.

A wise man once told me- you should always follow your dreams and become what ever you want. So I became a brony. I wonder if that was a good idea?

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

If you have ideas for a story or just plain comments, send me an email at nekosama42@gmail.com.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Death God

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Bio? What is this....... bio? Not much to go around on my end over here. Average guy, average Brony. What more can one say? I do seem to have a knack for making stories really really fast

It's my pleasure to entertain, and my drive to continue forward. I hope I give you a good time for your share, and maybe I'll give you a laugh or two. We'll see. Keep it cool, Condemned.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Sometimes I wonder why I write. Then I look back at my stories and remember: I have a story to tell. And a LOT of mistakes to correct.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

I write what I like to write and I just hope you like it too.

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Aspiring novelist, taking a break to write some MIP:FIM fan fiction as a writing challenge to myself.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Fiction written by Sketch and Night Wisp!

I run a facebook page called Evil Rainbow Dash. http://www.facebook.com/EvilRainbowDash And I'm kind of new to writing and people say I should come here to upload my fanfic. So ya