Well, I just figured out how to do a short bio! So, yeah.
Here, I'll keep it short and simple: I am a fellow: gamer, cartoon fan, aspiring writer/poet, cat-lover, dog-lover (For the cats vs dogs thing, I'd go with loving both), and a bunch of other stuff.
"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.