I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.
A youtuber who enjoys making reviews on movies and tv shows. I have come for enjoyment.
It is my great conceit that I can write interesting stories for utter strangers and maybe sometime in the far far future get paid for it.
Don't let people stop you from using creativity. Some may be bad, some may be dreadful, but that's the thing with creativity. You create ways to make it even better. That's the creative truth.
If you're reading this, I'm going on hiatus indefinitely. I will return one day, but until then, please take care and adieu.
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I'm not really a writer. But man, it sure is fun to hate Pinkie Pie!
Memento Mori doesn't mean you should just lie down and wait to die. Rather, live each moment like it could be your last, because you never know which breath will be the final one.
I keep changing this thing, yet I haven't changed my avatar since I signed up... Guess that says a lot about me, huh?
I'm at home in this little corner of a fandom that I've otherwise long since left behind.
I can be both a positive sunflower and a cynical f**k. It depends which life I am living. (Formerly known as Riffmaster)
Well i hatched from a dream and brought the Heretric Poweres a Champion.
I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.
I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.
Welcome to this amorphous void that contains stories and comments of an indeterminate value. It's not all that pleasant here, really. I'd leave if I were you. This is the ass-end of literature.
I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.
Tick Tock, Tick Tock you are on the clock, as its time to wake up and see the rainbows. (Also the name is elvish so don't question it.)
"You're not a burden, my love" Simon comforted his partner, Prince Lucian. "You're all 7,634,420,069,142,002,387,487,862,912 stars in my sky, Luce. And I love how brightly you shine"
The smallest changes can make the biggest difference.
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.