• Member Since 9th Jan, 2012
  • offline last seen Oct 6th, 2014

Ostrich Man


Feb
24th
2014

*Bleh* · 4:05am Feb 24th, 2014

70 Watts up guys? So my dream of a board game is dead, but it has spawned a dream of a game from it's ashes. It shall rise like a phoenix from its ashes. So any comment you guys wanna make about my game, including compliments, insults, ideas, or even volunteering to help, are welcome and I promise I will write again... someday *single tear in my eye as I look out the window*.

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Jan
29th
2014

Yaaaay! · 6:56am Jan 29th, 2014

I'm back... you can stop the celebration now. My sister, who is a 4'11'' medevac repair sargent person lady of Wiscons's first all female medevac, gave her old laptop, which is exactly like my old one that commited suicide. so yeah. I haven't moved all the stuff I wanted to yet, but that should be done in a week or two. but the main part is that I can START TYPING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!. so there might be another chapter or not. Some universe molding thing must hate my writing because

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Dec
27th
2013

Well fuuuuck · 4:58am Dec 27th, 2013

Well my laptop broke. So don't expect any new updates for a LONG time. I'll try to write using my phone but that may not end up well. Cuz I have huge thumbs and iPhones were designed for children. Well in short, my laptop broke and so I probably won't update my story for a long time, again, though its not my fault this time. Blame acer. On an unrelated note I will now start collecting for the help me buy a new computer, maybe something nice and able to run some modern games or

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Nov
23rd
2013

I escaped from the dungeon · 8:56am Nov 23rd, 2013

I have escaped the dungeon of shitty memory and its inhabitants, procrastibots. I don't have much time beffore I'm dragged back to the chamber of xbox and ps3. It's worse than it sounds trust me. They only give peanuts for snacks, I hate peanuts. but while im out ., i'll do shit.

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Jan
21st
2013

Well, this is a fist. · 5:31am Jan 21st, 2013

And this is a cat

That is all.

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Dec
17th
2012

I'm back · 2:42am Dec 17th, 2012

I have interwebs... sorta. I'm stealing it from my neighbor.



P.S. You're a potato

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Oct
13th
2012

Proof reading · 5:30am Oct 13th, 2012

If I am asked to Proofread and I say I will but I don't, sorry. I might have stuff to do that just popped up and I am only a sophomore so I do have school related stuff to do like Projects.

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Aug
1st
2012

Ow! · 7:30am Aug 1st, 2012

I can't turn my head right without a great deal of pain. The worst part is, that my computer is set up so I have to turn my head right. I don't know how I managed to type this. The worst thing is that I finally found the inspiration to write again. So to my faithful readers, (Unicolt :twilightblush:) sorry.

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Jul
24th
2012

Woot · 5:28pm Jul 24th, 2012

I'm back with my story the 3 people who read these. Every like I get the less sucky my story will be.

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May
14th
2012

Maybe a new story possibly · 6:44am May 14th, 2012

So I recently had an argument (with who will be named later) and it went like this.

Me: This is a nice story.
Person B: This sucks I could write a better story.
Me: Shut up you know not of what you speak.
Person B: I could totally write a better story.
Me: Fuck you.
Person B: Fuck you!

The other person I was arguing with was my brain, and he is an ass. So be prepared

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