Don't question my motives, my (in)sanity, or my stupidity; it's not good for your health.

To represent everything it stands for.

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I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

I let my writing do the talking.

Being nice only backfires 50% of the time.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

The original Sunburst!

Writer of pony adventures and other such nonsense

What a beautiful Sunset.

I hate nature. Nature has trees and shit trying to inseminate me with flying sperm. And depending on the setting, nature has tentacles...

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.