Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Prepare thyself for the revival. The dark words written down shall tell a story of hope and fear. Welcome to the new age where monsters wear masks and heroes are covered in scars.