I...I am a monument to all your sins...

The Master said, "Fump wallump." And so it was done.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos. I do commissions!

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Selling out has never felt so dirty. (Patreon!)

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Rich by Underflow

Mostly harmless.

the rain may fill the holes in the streets but it will NEVER fill the whole in my heart

A real lady killer.

Want to help out with my mortgage? Ko-fi account! | Patreon! The Latiases of the world thank you.

Goin' crazy out at the lake

That guy who writes too many AUs and fluffy fics, apparently. Avatar is by Viria.

Fuck this fandom.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

"Do it right, do it with style and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

Barcast Podcaster, Book Writer, and Sh*tposter

RBDash is my Dad || kneepillows. || Matthew 7:3 || DM me over staff related issues.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Will be looking to weaponize autisim with my writings one story at a time.

It may take a year or ten, generations of men. But we've passed the point of no return! Soon.

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru

Author and experienced Editor. My services are available to those who seek them.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Auf Wiedersehen, fuckboi

I am never serious.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

I enjoy writing an array of topics ranging from lewd to horror. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Another one bites the dust.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )