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"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Whenever you feel sad, just remember somewhere in the world there's a dumb shit pushing a door that says pull.

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

A normal fool with an abnormal life, out to set the world ablaze and have some fun in the process.

An amalgamation of nice and spice. Controversial in every sense of the word.

I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

beak enthusiast

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Selling out has never felt so dirty. (Patreon!)

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Poor by Overflow

Mostly harmless.

the rain may fill the holes in the streets but it will NEVER fill the whole in my heart

A real lady killer.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist.

Occasionally exists.

Fuck this fandom.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

I write hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Will be looking to weaponize autisim with my writings one story at a time.

It may take a year or ten, generations of men. But we've passed the point of no return! Soon.

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

Author and experienced Editor. My services are available to those who seek them.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

This is fiction. But it is based...

I am never serious.