Don't you fear, someone's always near!

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

A great pleasure in life is, doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

You are going to LOVE ME!

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.