8000 soldiers!

irresistible

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

An alternate account for KnightMysterio, containing almost all his adult-related pony works.

Ahoy~!

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Requested a permaban because I'm done here.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

Abacadooby.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

haha rainbow machine go brrr

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.