"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.

astrolatry - the worship of stars

Cherish the thought.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

I like women

Love is a verb, not a noun.

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I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I'm not the best writer, but I can write.

I'm not an alt! You're an alt! The whole darn system is an alt!

Your worst fantasy.

We'll write or draw anything for you. Even wholesome, consensual cuddle-sex. If we have to.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.

Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

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Part time writer, full time ded

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Caw caw?

i arts, and apparently write.

A web developer whose writing process occasionally looks like Pinkie's infamous Party Of One thanks to characters deciding to derail his fics when they feel they make more sense that way.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

An alt for porn commissions.

No.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Too much to write; too little time

Love makes ghosts of us all.

Singer, entrepreneur, dreamer, nerd, occasional author, and very proud of all of it.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Eeyup. (Genuinely, though: Welcome. I hope my stories – when they get around to existing – meet your expectations.)

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

Later

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

My name is Violet, I'm a transgender fanfic writer and aspiring artist from Sindelfingen, Germany. I'm a mare of many facets, I hope you'll want to learn about them all!

very good at writing very bad things

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem