An enigma as vexing as life itself.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

O.F.P.

A fellow traveler...

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

You're the last one, complete the fan fiction!

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

And with that...

Confound these ponies. They drive me to write.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Hello. My name is Fate and I'm fictional. That's right. I don't actually exist. But I love living here at Fimfiction and I look forward to meeting you all!

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?