I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

space is a waste

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

very good at writing very bad things

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

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Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Death God

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz